a really good sammich

toast two slices of country oat bread in the toaster. after, put one piece of toast in the microwave with two slices of pepper jack cheese on it for 15 seconds. take out of microwave and layer with fresh guacamole, chicken breast lunch meat, and tomato slices. on the other piece of toast add a small spreading of yellow mustard. top the sandwich, cut in half, and eat each bite with your eyes closed and a (closed) smile on your face.